It's nothing I can't handle.

allamp: Here’s to PRETTY BOYS ………….

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:21:02 -0400

allamp:

Here’s to PRETTY BOYS ………….

marshmallowpuffs: toptiermage: I want to see this in a horror...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:24:53 -0400

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:12:13 -0400

Reblog this if you are not against transgendered males or females. So I can write down everybodys username and give it to my nonsupportive parents the day I leave for college.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:37:33 -0400

List of Harry Potter Spells

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:30:32 -0400

Accio: Brings an object to you
Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
Alohomora: Opens locks
Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
Avifors: Turns things into birds
Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
Duro: Turns an item to stone.
Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
Impervius: Repels water from a surface
Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
Incendio: Lights a fire
Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
Reducio: Shrinks an item
Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
Reparo: Repairs broken items
Repello: Repels something
Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
Tergeo: Scours something clean
Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate

wiseoldunicorn: noctisheartthefestive: The longer you stare at...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:59:31 -0400

wiseoldunicorn:

noctisheartthefestive:

The longer you stare at this picture the worse it gets.

oh my god, it really does

But it still makes more sense than the XBox One.

nequii:

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:58:04 -0400

nequii:

TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP FOR SCIENCE:

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:08:59 -0400

starshipranger55:

I have to create my own business for a project.

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BUY ICE CREAM FROM A COMPANY CALLED:

Superhero Sundaes

It would be an ice cream shop that is all science fiction themed. Marvel, DC, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, JUST TO NAME A FEW!

Every flavor would have a fun name:
Example:

Spiderman’s Strawberry

The Doctor’s Double Chocolate Brownie

Hobbit’s Heathbar Crunch

GUYS PLEASE REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAKE ADVERTISEMENT! GO! :)

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:08:11 -0400

inkdrocketgames: Phoenix Wright coming to 3DS! With this new...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:39:33 -0400

inkdrocketgames:

Phoenix Wright coming to 3DS!

With this new installment on Nintendo 3DS, Dual Destinies adds more voice acting and 3D animation to the courtroom drama fans have come to love, as well as new detective techniques in examining evidence.

Watch the trailer here

hibikikuze: protestasaopaulo: #protestosp Avenida Paulista, a...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:57:59 -0400

hibikikuze:

protestasaopaulo:

#protestosp

Avenida Paulista, a major avenue in São Paulo, Brazil, is currently the site of indiscriminate police brutality and violence against a group of peaceful protesters (estimated to be around 5,000 people). The protesters had gathered against an increase in fare for Brazil’s public transit system.

Tanks and police horses were brought in and at least six reporters have been shot with rubber bullets, two of whom were shot in the face. Reporters and protesters have been arrested for carrying vinegar (used to protect themselves from the effects of pepper spray) under charges of possessing weapons. Many protesters have been injured and peacefully chanting crowds are being fired on with police flares/bombs.

Today’s violence comes after an aggressive police response on Tuesday to similar protests where 25 people were arrested (link in English). Reporters Without Borders has released a statement about Tuesday’s protest covering the abuses against reporters (one of whom was beaten in the ribs with a police baton even though he had just showed his press badge) and a recent murder of a reporter.

A video and first-person account from a protesterwho witnessed someone being beaten for defending another person, and who was then attacked themself for videotaping the violence.

More information here (links in Portuguese) and here (link in English). The oquenaosainatv and protestasaopaulo blogs have more videos and photographs of the violence, as well as information directly from protesters. Content warnings on all links for blood, police brutality.

PLEASE take a second to read about this and to reblog any posts you see about the protests, especially those from Brazilian bloggers. This is a horrifying abuse of police power and should be brought to people’s attention ASAP.

ohgoditsafurry: purplemew: visitingfan: colossaltitan: Meet...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:57:47 -0400

ohgoditsafurry:

purplemew:

visitingfan:

colossaltitan:

Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter.

this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like

big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick

One quick google search, and

it’s real, bitch!

okay now normally i love marine biology stuff like this but
this thing is LEGITIMATELY FREAKING ME OUT LIKE
IT’S A SINGLE CELL. A SINGLE. CELL.
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU POP IT??? OR THROW IT AT SOMEONE LIKE A WATER BALLOON JUST
MICROSCOPIC ORGANELLES SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE THAT’S SO GROSS OH MY GOD

NATURE YOU CRAY-CRAY

BUT YOU’RE NOT SUPOPOSE TO SEE CELLS THEY’RE SUPPOSE TO BE NAKED TO OUR EYE, I’M SO DONE THIS IS CREEEPY IM DONE WITH NATURE

odditybloggity: femmeandrogyne: dondadayoh: Okay so heres...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:55:32 -0400

odditybloggity:

femmeandrogyne:

dondadayoh:

Okay so heres something that I feel ppl never take into consideration when using this example- if the cup was full prior, and you poured out half of it, it is totally valid for it to be seen as half empty, and if prior the cup was empty, it would totally make sense that someone would view it as half full. So be aware that past experiences have an affect on how ppl view things and you telling them to “look on the bright side” is just another way of saying “conform to my mindset”.

You are wonderful.

I have been saying this for years when the conversation of “half-full/half-empty” comes up.

coverme-in-chocolate: SIGNAL...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:15:41 -0400

coverme-in-chocolate:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp

False. Double check your signal boosts.

bro-slimshady-strider: m-akoto-naegi: just another day casually scrolling tumblr certainly...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:21:21 -0400

bro-slimshady-strider:

m-akoto-naegi:

just another day casually scrolling tumblr

certainly nothing interesting goin-

wait. is that what i think it is

iT IS

MY PEOPLE

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

THE SONG

OF THE

HOMESTUCK UPDATE

Casually scrolling Tumblr,Sees this post,

Homestuck updated?!

AW

YEEEEEEEE

…

SHIT.

That’s better.
TT: Let’s rock.

wagrobanite: think-progress: Members of Congress are living...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:18:42 -0400

wagrobanite:

think-progress:

Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.

Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!

k7vin: punchcawa: k7vin: punchcawa: k7vin: Update?! Time to...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:39:08 -0400

k7vin:

punchcawa:

k7vin:

punchcawa:

k7vin:

Update?! Time to celebrate. Shirtless Party, whose in?!

Shirtless party? Count me in!

Roxy?!? Holy shit…

Roxy: Here ya go, baeb

Roxy: babe*

Dirk: how did you get here… Where is your shirt?!

well with Roxy here?

Fuck it. I love this woman.

arcusofbrambles: vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:37:17 -0400

arcusofbrambles:

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

I NEVER EVEN WATCHED THIS SHOW AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY

Katya stahp

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 02:34:28 -0400

Katya stahp

shitsnothilarious: So, whoever made this has taught me more in...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:10:37 -0400

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.