It's nothing I can't handle.

courtbo:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

Wanna learn elvish so bad omg you all don’t even know.

My friend found a googly eye. I AM NOW A SEER.

My friend found a googly eye. I AM NOW A SEER.

I need your Help!

So. Here’s the deal. I have a bit of a problem. I was recently told that my mother and the single full-time worker of this two person household, is unable to pay for my room and board for college this coming year.

This is a significant problem, as my house is in the midwest, and my college is on the east coast. I really need that housing bill paid, or else I won’t be able to go to school.


So, in an attempt to draw together a little extra money, I’m going to mention that I’m always open for commissions!

My prices and full size samples can be found here: http://fav.me/d5o1azw


But just for people who don’t want to click the link- Here’s the prices and thumbnails. For larger images, please click through the link.

Little Doodles
Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Sketch/Lined - $3
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Colour - $5
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Cleaned Sketches
All sketches can be made into Lineart for another $0.50. All sketches are traditional unless requested otherwise. Digital is available upon request.  Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust Shot- $3

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Half Body - $5

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3/4 to full body - $7-$10 depending on complexity.

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Greyscale Work
Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust shot - $4
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Half Body - $7
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3/4 to Full Body - $10-$13  depending on complexity
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Coloured Work

Coloured commissions are available in ink, pencil, or a mix of both. Digital colour is available upon request at no additional charge.  Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust shot - $7
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Half Body - $10
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3/4 to Full Body - $15-$20 depending on complexity

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If you’re at all interested, you can send me an ask or Submission on Tumblr, send me a note on DeviantArt, or e-mail me at parzifalsjudgement@gmail.com.

Thank  you so much for your consideration, and even if you don’t, please signal boost!

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I need your help!

So. Here’s the deal. I have a bit of a problem. I was recently told that my mother and the single full-time worker of this two person household, is unable to pay for my room and board for college this coming year.

This is a significant problem, as my house is in the midwest, and my college is on the east coast. I really need that housing bill paid, or else I won’t be able to go to school.


So, in an attempt to draw together a little extra money, I’m going to mention that I’m always open for commissions!

My prices and full size samples can be found here: http://fav.me/d5o1azw


But just for people who don’t want to click the link- Here’s the prices and thumbnails. For larger images, please click through the link.

Little Doodles
Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Sketch/Lined - $3
image image image

Colour - $5
image image image

Cleaned Sketches
All sketches can be made into Lineart for another $0.50. All sketches are traditional unless requested otherwise. Digital is available upon request.  Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust Shot- $3

image image image image

Half Body - $5

image image

3/4 to full body - $7-$10 depending on complexity.

image image  image


Greyscale Work
Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust shot - $4
image

Half Body - $7
image image image

3/4 to Full Body - $10-$13  depending on complexity
image

Coloured Work

Coloured commissions are available in ink, pencil, or a mix of both. Digital colour is available upon request at no additional charge.  Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust shot - $7
image image image

Half Body - $10
image image image

3/4 to Full Body - $15-$20 depending on complexity

image image image image

 

If you’re at all interested, you can send me an ask or Submission on Tumblr, send me a note on DeviantArt, or e-mail me at parzifalsjudgement@gmail.com.

Thank  you so much for your consideration, and even if you don’t, please signal boost!

kingmickeymouse:

Geodude + Persian = Tard the Grumpy Cat

I need your help!

So. Here’s the deal. I have a bit of a problem. I was recently told that my mother and the single full-time worker of this two person household, is unable to pay for my room and board for college this coming year.

This is a significant problem, as my house is in the midwest, and my college is on the east coast. I really need that housing bill paid, or else I won’t be able to go to school.


So, in an attempt to draw together a little extra money, I’m going to mention that I’m always open for commissions!

My prices and full size samples can be found here: http://fav.me/d5o1azw


But just for people who don’t want to click the link- Here’s the prices and thumbnails. For larger images, please click through the link.

Little Doodles
Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Sketch/Lined - $3
image image image

Colour - $5
image image image

Cleaned Sketches
All sketches can be made into Lineart for another $0.50. All sketches are traditional unless requested otherwise. Digital is available upon request.  Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust Shot- $3

image image image image

Half Body - $5

image image

3/4 to full body - $7-$10 depending on complexity.

image image  image


Greyscale Work
Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust shot - $4
image

Half Body - $7
image image image

3/4 to Full Body - $10-$13  depending on complexity
image

Coloured Work

Coloured commissions are available in ink, pencil, or a mix of both. Digital colour is available upon request at no additional charge.  Additional characters/figures are available for half the base price.

Headshot or Bust shot - $7
image image image

Half Body - $10
image image image

3/4 to Full Body - $15-$20 depending on complexity

image image image image

 

If you’re at all interested, you can send me an ask or Submission on Tumblr, send me a note on DeviantArt, or e-mail me at parzifalsjudgement@gmail.com.

Thank  you so much for your consideration, and even if you don’t, please signal boost!

parzifalsjudgement:

So. Here’s the deal. I have a bit of a problem. I was recently told that my mother and the single full-time worker of this two person household, is unable to pay for my room and board for college this coming year.

This is a significant problem, as my house is in the midwest, and my college is on…

tutankafer:

Have I mentioned yet that I’m going to Chicago to spend 4 days with a short and sexy asian boy?

Literally all I’ve been thinking all day is “I can’t wait until tomorrow.”

What. Why didn’t you tell me you were seeing this mysterious sexy man, I would have rescheduled. I feel betrayed.

antst00fs:

fuckme-bradtollman:

tehkukikookie:

S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

fuck you

palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti

thespartanwarrior:

Video

I live in Oklahoma.

I am located not 15 miles from where this storm took place today. Back in 1999 on May 3rd a violent tornado ripped through the EXACT areas that the one today did and took 36 lives on that date in 1999. 

All of my family members are accounted for, but there are many, many people in my state without homes, power, transportation, or anything that they’ve known for their entire lives. They are missing their own family and friends.

Moore, OK looks like an apocalyptic like warzone.

The associated press just posted: “State medical examiner’s office: 37 killed in Oklahoma tornado; death toll expected to rise.”

edit: The death toll is now up to 51 and still climbing.

I hope that any of my followers out there that live here in Oklahoma are safe and well. These tornado outbreaks have also ripped through some of Texas and Kansas, so again for all of you living in those areas as well I hope that you and your family are safe and sound.

This tornado today, what they are saying is the worst one in history, ripped through neighborhoods, elementary schools, hospitals, businesses, and farms. The devastation here is unreal. There are so many children and people still missing. 

Now, the point of this post. I am asking for help for my state. Please help. Not for me, but for my neighbors, friends, and for people who are in desperate need. Please.

The best way to assist families is to make a donation to http://www.redcross.org/okc or http://www.redcross.org or by texting REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation. If you’d like to donate to Salvation Army instead you can text STORM to 80888.

psychowolf:

The fourth one: “nope nope nope”

parzifalsjudgement:

So. Here’s the deal. I have a bit of a problem. I was recently told that my mother and the single full-time worker of this two person household, is unable to pay for my room and board for college this coming year.

This is a significant problem, as my house is in the midwest, and my college is on…

travelersunite:

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

everyone please read this because it is really FROM the staff unlike all of those fakes ones floating around